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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Pussy and Dick are Equal - The Sequel


Uhmmmmm........., my brother has taken the privilege of letting some mudskippers at his job read my article entitled "pussy and dick are equal." I was very confused why they didn't like my work, I mean who wouldn't appreciate the beautiful words I've written about hoes who think a nigga is supposed to pay them for pussy? You know, the useless broad who thinks niggas are there to carry her sorry ass through life in exchange for pussy a few times here and there. And then it dawned on me, they didn't like my article because they are they type of women who feel their pussy is worth more than it is! Maybe they have been miseducated by another useless bitch who thinks the same way, or maybe they know they are only worth dealing with when a nigga's dick is hard. Well, I would like to let all of the trickbitches in the whole wide world know that niggas don't owe you shit unless they have a child by your dusty ass (God forbid). A woman's pussy is meant to take a piss, have sex, and have children, that is all. It was not created for the purpose of paying your overdue light bill, rent, car note or any other bill that you couldnt pay if you didnt have a pussy. It shouldn't be used for monetary gain, but if it is used in that fashion even once, the broad attached to that pussy is what we commonly refer to as a prostitute. P-R-O-S-T-I-T-U-T-E. The definition of a prostitute is a person who sells their sexual services for monetary gain (money). P-U-S-S-Y for M-O-N-E-Y = P-R-O-S-T-I-T-U-T-E. Now these women will swear up and down they are not hoes, how dare you disrespect them, nigga! Don't be mad at me, I'm just stating the facts. Another message to all of the trickbitches in the whole wide world - be real with yourself. What do I mean? I mean don't pretend to be a woman who is worthy of respect, when you sell pussy for money. Be real with yourself, say to yourself "I'm a hoe, you know i'm a hoe, how do ya know because i told you so!" Then after you have acknowledged yourself as a true prostitute, get in your busted ass vehicle and travel over to the neighborhoods where other hoes are standing on the corner selling their contaminated pussy. Now along the way you may struggle with accepting yourself as a prostitute. But don't worry, after the first few dicks in your mouth, you will realize that this comes natural for you, and you will eventually be more comfortable with your new, full time occupation. Next, flag down a nigga and tell him that you will suck the muthafuckin skin off his dick for 20 dollars. Repeat this process over and over again. This is how a real hoe does it, she's not sitting behind a desk at a job, acting like she isn't a hoe. Men respect hoes on the corner more than a hoe who has a side job making a few bucks an hour. You know why? Because we know what were getting. There is no dinner, no date, no nothing. Just a nigga bustin a hot boy on her forehead and going on about his day. A nigga can appreciate that, no arguments and phone conversations and shit like that. The moral of the story is, if you are a hoe, come to grips with it, get out on the ave and get that money! You may only have to suck about 5 or 6 dicks to make what you do at your other job, give or take a few dicks. Hoe. Peace.

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