D.N.O.Y. Award - Katt Williams

We may have another nominee for the Dumb nigga of the year Award. Kitty Katt Williams recently arrived an hour late for a recent show, because he was arrested. Mr Williams vehicle didnt have any plates on it, and he had 3 guns in the car in plain sight. When Kitty Katt was called to the car, he admitted the car was his and was arrested. First the BET Awards tantrum, now this. This lil ass nigga needs to start treading very lightly. Hes a mediocre comedian at best, wears a fucking perm, and has an attitude. That is a recipe for "falling the fuck off" crumbcake. This lil unfunny ass nigga gets his hair done like a woman at a fuckin beauty salon, cracks a few bullshit ass jokes, and thinks he's a megastar. Nigga please. Homie has like one or two more fuck ups and his lil ass is outta here. In the words of the great Nino Brown, I never liked you anyway, pretty muthafucka.

D.N.O.Y Award

Unfortunately, we have another strong nominee for the dumb nigga award. We already have Adam namcap Jones, OJ Simpleton Simpson, and Young Jeezy as the favorites. I now nominate Larry Johnson, running back for the Kansas City Chiefs. Homeboy had the one great season, which wasnt even a full season. Now, he rushes for 50 yards per game, spits on people, threatens women's boyfriends, and mushes women in the face who dont wana holla at him. Spitting on people? Thats some of the worst shit you can do to another person. Fuck this dumb ass nigga. Nigga rush for more than the average second-string tailback before you start actin like a stupid ass athlete. Somebody should spit on this nigga, straight up. Dumb bitch ass nigga.