Plastic Surgery Nightmare

Remember old girl Tara Reid from the American Pie movies? Just a few years ago she was a cute chick, but somewhere along the line she started fuckin with plastic surgery. Man whoever did this shit to her should have their license revoked immediately. Hell, I could have done this shit to her ass and belly for a cool 25 grand! I would have gotten her some morphine, got my muthafuckin ginsu kitchen knife and went to fuckin work! The woman's ass is melting for God's sake! She's not even 40 fuckin years old and has the ass of an 80 year old woman! I didnt know there were people who would pay good money to become crackhead look a likes. Real fucked up, Tara.