Bedtime Story

There once was a dumb ass white dude named george. He protected the rich and stole from the poor. See george was a fuck up all of his life, but he still ended up in a big house that was white. George loved to party at the Bohemian Grove, with devilish white men with no clothes and no hoes. There was a big flood and george didnt react, people died in packs but fuck them, they were black. George started wars for no reason at all, we all knew he himself made the towers fall. He sent soldiers to Iraq in search of nuclear guns, how many did he find? Not even one. He went to Iraq in search of oil, terrorizing defenseless people on their own soil. George threatened everyone, including the chinese, but they werent buying it as they said "nigga please." George made gas expensive, a gallon was 5 bucks, but george was rich so he didnt give a fuck. George wasnt going to war, he just sent others, creating more and more childless mothers. He bailed out banks while keeping consumers poor, he fucked up til the day he walked out of the white house door. See george knew that he really wasnt shit, he was only in the game cuz his family was rich. Even georges dad knew he would fail, his son snorted coke and drank too much ale. Mommy knew also her son wasnt shit, he was a complete failure ever since he came out of her slit. People voted for george, what the fuck were they thinking? Maybe before they voted, they had been drinking. Many people suffered, many asked why. Cuz george was a dumb ass white dude who like to get high. In January 2009, the people let out a sigh, the time had come to tell this bitch goodbye. Goodnight.

Bedtime Story

Yo, I promised the readers a dumb ass bedtime story last week. Right now it's about 10:30 AM, but fuck it, just to make good on my word here it is. Ready, boys and girls?

There once was a lil' nigga who's name was Ray. Thought he was a pimp but acted quite gay. Ray fucked prostitutes on tape, and bitches who smoked crack. Was all over the TV claiming to be a mack. Ranting and raving about the dick he gave a hoe, she quickly dumped him for captain save a hoe. Compared to Ray, the Captain had more bread. But he saw his bitch on tape givin Ray that head. Instead of tellin the hoe to "get ta steppin", Captain save a hoe got on one knee and asked the bitch a question. "Will you marry me", he asked with a tear runnin down his cheek. She replied " Of course dumb nigger, we can do it next week." Captain save a hoe was overjoyed with his new trick wife. Even threatened to kill Ray with a knife. The Cap'n had money, but he still was sick, about the thought of his hoe on tape suckin another nigga's dick. Now the hoe was just fine, she thought she was a star, suckin dick on camera had gotten her this far! She bragged to her friends about her cake ass man, though he was the most over rated player in the land. She had her daddy's money to pay her own bills, but she still made the cap'n run through his own scrill. Wherever they would go, all the niggas just laughed. They had all seen the tape with Ray's dick in her ass. The cap'n didnt care, he thought he had a real friend. Next week she left him, never to see him again. Goodnight.