Lil Cease Trains Havoc

Yo, check this shit out right here. Lil Cease, hip hop's human punching bag, is training Havoc of Mobb Deep in the gym. Why does this just not sound right? Basically because Lil Cease is notorious for either getting his ass whipped, or running from a nigga thats about to whip his ass. Havoc, arent you the least bit embarrassed about being trained by a former member of the Junior Whopper Click? On top of that, niggas out here act like muscles make you a better fighter or something. If you cant fight without muscles then your ass aint gonna be able to fight with them. Hopefully Havoc is jus doin it for the looks, cuz this glass joe ass nigga Cease couldnt pay me to train me. Last time I even heard his name he was runnin from some nigga named Maino after he got punched in his shit. Nigga better spend some time in the boxing ring instead of beefin up so much, cuz we all know it looks real fucked up when a muscle headed nigga gets his ass beat, ala Kimbo Slice.

Kimbo Slice Gets Punished

Damn, that's two fights in a row where the homeboy Kimbo Slice has looked less than invincible. For all you niggas that's slow, Kimbo got knocked the fuck out by a white dude that many of us have never heard of. Seth Petruzelli or some shit like that. The muthafucka even had pink highlights in his hair! Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't choose to fight this nigga unless it involved a whole lot of bread, but these mixed martial arts cats are on another level. Homeboy who knocked him out isn't even a contender or highly ranked. But, he caught Kimbo with a short right that dazed him, and after that he got punded out. He won fair and square, even though I still think Kimbo would smash the nigga in a rematch. Kimbo can knock anyone out if he catches them, but that's easier said than done when you're fuckin with dudes who have been trained by professionals. These cats ain't the dudes Kimbo was fuckin up on the internet, not even close. As you saw, one wrong move and lights out. I don't think Kimbo is a joke, but I think we gave him a little too much respect as a pro. He's going to win some, and he's sure going to lose some, but fuck it the nigga still aint somebody you approach talkin shit. It's good the nigga makes bread for his fights now instead of a few hundo to knock out the neighborhood tough guy. Now he's gettin paid good money, but you see what can happen when the stakes are high.