N.O.R.E. - How to get Fat

Nigga gimme three double muthafuckin burgers wit cheese and heavy mayo, yo also let me get two orders of chili fries wit cheese, make dat three chili fries wit cheese and hot sauce, uh yeah let me get a side order (yes, a side order) of ranch dressing, oh yeah and put some fuckin bacon on dem thamichez fa me, and uh let me get a fried chicken flavored milkshake too nigga, hurry up. Oh yeah put me a fried egg and some chili on dem burgers too my nigga. Oh, did you want somethin too nigga?" Repeat the process daily until you reach 400 pounds.

N.O.R.E on a Diet

Now this is some funny shit. Classic example of a nigga who was makin a few extra bucks and started being lazy and eatin too muthafuckin much! All the shrimp, linguini, and burgers have delivered quite a beating to homie's body. Niggas apparently didn't learn from Big Pun. N.O.R.E now has a $5,000 bet with Busta Rhymes that he can get back down to the shape he was in on the N.O.R.E album. Ok, fat boy, whatever. My bet is that next year this time he is in the same exact shape or worse. Any nigga lazy enough to let his body get in this condition doesnt have the determination and work ethic it takes to get back to normal. Im bettin with Busta, where do I sign up? Peace.