Top Ten Baddest Chicks

Yo, I know you niggas been waitin for this one. These are the women you all wish was comin to your crib tonight. You know, the ones you imagine you're fucking when your bangin your average ass broad. The ones you would leave your woman for with no hesitation at all. Fuck it, we're all guilty of it at one time or another, so here goes.
1. Alicia Keys - Man this woman makes my dick hard every time I see her on TV. She's thick, she's beautiful, the total package in my estimation. Sorry Beyonce, you are not the baddest bitch, especially fuckin with that pumpkin head nigga Jay z. The nigga is so fuckin ugly, he makes Beyonce look a little worse. Alicia is the female of choice, the smile, the personality, the ass, what more can I say. She would be pregnant every day fuckin with me, for sure.
2. Halle - Halle Berry nigga, thaz right
3. J Ho- I mean J Lo - She's had more dicks in her than a public men's restroom, but she's still a bad muthafuckin bitch. The ass is a 10, the face is a 9, not a bad combo at all.
4. Kim Kardashian - See J Lo
5. Sanaa Lathan - The chick you wana marry, sexy as hell, but innocent looking at the same time.
6. Salma Hayek - Exotic as fuck. The accent, the eyes, the booty. Killin these hoes out here.
7. Ciara - Bad ass young bitch for sure. I like bad ass young bitches. Period
8. Gabrielle Union - Classy, sexy, well mannered, solid pick for sure.
9. Beyonce - You're slippin, B but you're still a beautiful, big booty bitch.
10. (Tie) Taraji Henson, Angela Bassett, Kellita Smith - Taraji's eyes and facial expressions do the trick for me, and Angela may be damn near 50, but youre a god damn liar if you say she's not fine as hell and you wouldnt fuck. Killin you young bitches out here! Kellita (bernie macs tv wife) is just flat out sexy, makes you wana grab her thru the TV and shove the dick in, no jim hat necessary, feel me?
Thats it, my top ten females. You may disagree, but if any one of them ever gives you a chance to fuck, eat the pussy, or suck their toes, nigga get to it. Peace.

Alicia Keys and Swizz Beats?

Man, tell me it aint so! I don't believe 90% of the gossip I hear, but man this rumor almost made me earl when I heard it. Alicia Keys is one of the few female artists left that's beautiful, respects herself, and doesn't have to shake her ass in every video to make money (take notes, Beyonce). She's also very talented, I don't give a fuck what Curtis faggot ass Jackson says. But why in the world would she fuck with this skinny ass, no talent, shitty ass beatmaking nigga? Come on Alicia, you can do waaaaay better than this muthafucka. I mean, didnt this nigga get sued by Casio for using one of their pre made beats? Swizz Beats is pound for pound one of the worst producers, if not the worst producer in hip hop history. My fucking grandfather can make better beats than this nigga, seriously. Sorry to keep harping on the same shit over and over, but money is a muthafucka boy, let me tell you! How else can a nigga with no fucking talent land a bad ass chick like Alicia Keys? I would feel better if she was a dike, straight up. Swizz beats is the same nigga who made "Jigga, whats my muthafuckin name, Jigga." A month later he makes "Wild Out" for the ruff ryders. If you've heard both of these bullshit songs, you know its the same shit, only backwards! And someone paid this awkward lookin nigga to make shit like that? But I guess it's no surprise, there are plenty bullshit niggas like Swizz who are ready and willing to "rob" a nigga at any moment (sell you a garbage ass beat for a hundred grand or so). He's 90% of the reason niggas stopped fuckin with ruff ryders! Alicia, dont play yourself with this nigga, let Buffie the body, Trina, Lil Kim or some other trick ass bitch have this nigga. I wouldn't pay this nigga 10 cents to make anything for me, period. That nigga would have to pay me a hundred grand for fucking up my album! You see, Ignorance Inc doesnt shit on everyone, just the wack ass niggas who have polluted the airwaves for the last 10 years. Say it aint true Alicia, if you're fucking this nigga we have to take a point away from you, thats just the rules of the game. Ignorance Inc just plays it better than anyone else. Dont get me wrong, I still would fuck Alicia Keys at the drop of a hat, but the first fuck would be a really hard one. Proper punishment for fuckin with a lame ass nigga like Shits Beats, I mean Swizz Beats. Peace.