Cuuuuuurtiiiiiiis!

Man, this nigga right here really irks me! I don't know who I dislike more, him, or lil wayne. Ok nigga, we know you got money, we get your point. I think this nigga actually thinks he's a sex symbol now! Sorry nigga, but wearing sports bras with a bullethole in your face is not sexy. The nigga looks like a beefed up transvestite or something. I dont wish death on anyone, but man this nigga pushes the envelope too far. The nigga constantly starts beef with niggas who aint payin his hoe ass no attention, and then when you finally see his coward ass in public, there's 1000 police officers with him! How the fuck can this nigga call himself a gangsta? You got smacked up by Ja Rule and his crew, how gangsta is that? And now, the nigga acts like he's intelligent or something. Curtis, we all know your monkey ass didnt have enough sense to orchestrate the Vitamin Water deal, we know you have investment brokers who do the thinking for niggas like yourself who have money but are too fucking dumb to know what to do with it. You owe your whole career to Em and Dre. If not for them, you would still be sellin crack in front of your granny's house in NY. Kanye's soft ass sold more than you Curtis, I thought you were gonna retire if that happened. Please make good on your promise, curtis. We are fucking sick of you and your bum ass homies Down Syndrome Lloyd and Phony Yayo. Why the fuck were you spotted kissing Paris Hilton? Dont you know she's a racist whore, you dumb muthafucka? Who takes pictures looking like a fuckin faggot? You do curtis (check out the gay ass pictures this nigga takes, see them?). Nobody gives a fuck about Gay Unit anymore, nigga. You are a snitch and a fuckin coward! You put a restraining order on a nigga who weighs 140 pounds dog! But you wana fight fat joe? I mean, he had a few good songs, but they were created by you know who, Em and Dr Dre (mostly dre). Why don't you just go on out to Connecticut with your faggot ass homies and beat each others dicks? Who the fuck are you to criticize anyone? Half of your fuckin grill is false nigga! Thats what happens when you run your fuckin mouth all day and night! What happened with the Camron beef, curtis? That nigga shitted on you hard, diarrhea style while you were filming your video at your fuckin house! Nigga you are not hard, and you are not appreciated. Get the fuck out of the rap game, it's tired of your punk ass, curtis. And stop trying to act like you're intelligent, I know a dumb ass nigga when I see one. Fuck your money nigga, you are still a bitch ass nigga, I dont care if you have 10 billion. Learn how to rap, learn how to produce, anything besides runnin your mouth about another nigga. The only niggas who fuck with you are people who live in the UK (they dont know any better) and Phony Yayo. Quit while you're ahead nigga, before you come up missing. Fuck Curtis Jackson. Peace

Fuck 50 Cent

I got a few requests from the homies to write about your boy Cuuuuurtiiiiiis! Actually this one is way overdue, so let's get to it. Why isn't this nigga dead yet? It seems like a nigga with a mouth as big as his would have been wasted by now. But, I guess when who have a whole fuckin slew of cops with you, niggas can't easily touch you. Ever since curtis came into the game, he has caused controversy, shitted on niggas for exposure, and made a few bullshit albums in the meantime. I for one am sick of this strong faced faggot ass nigga. His odd looking homies don't help either. That nigga Lloyd Banks looks like he has down syndrome or something, and Tony Yayo is one of the 3 least talented niggas on the planet. It must be fun to have a couple hoe niggas sucking his dick for a free ride. This nigga really wants to be respected as a gangsta, but he's a bitch. He's the type of nigga that thinks money makes a man. Didn't you get assaulted by Ja Rule and his click a while ago? How much does Ja weigh, about 125? And don't think niggas don't know about the restraining order you put on him and some cats from Murder inc. I thought restraining orders were for bitches that got beat up by their boyfriends dog. He has made a nice living shitting on niggas and then hiding out in Connecticut. Money doesn't make you a man or the man. Respect does. This nigga has the nerve to act tough after wearing a sports bra! Are you kidding me? Curtis, that was disgusting! Don't let your money get your ass beat nigga, cuz I'm sure plenty of cats are ready to get at you. After a while, even your house in Connecticut won't be safe. He's gonna have to move to fucking Peru or something! And stop trying to be sexy, nigga. I don't give a fuck what these air head bitches think about you, you are an odd looking nigga. And the young bullethole in your face is not cute, you fucking burly ass faggot. And next time you are at the dentist, have him shave those front two teeth down a bit, those muthafuckas are too long, nigga. And also have him whiten them for you, cuz half of your shit is discolored. How's that for sexy, Curtis? Eat a dick nigga.