Bedtime Story

Yo, I promised the readers a dumb ass bedtime story last week. Right now it's about 10:30 AM, but fuck it, just to make good on my word here it is. Ready, boys and girls?

There once was a lil' nigga who's name was Ray. Thought he was a pimp but acted quite gay. Ray fucked prostitutes on tape, and bitches who smoked crack. Was all over the TV claiming to be a mack. Ranting and raving about the dick he gave a hoe, she quickly dumped him for captain save a hoe. Compared to Ray, the Captain had more bread. But he saw his bitch on tape givin Ray that head. Instead of tellin the hoe to "get ta steppin", Captain save a hoe got on one knee and asked the bitch a question. "Will you marry me", he asked with a tear runnin down his cheek. She replied " Of course dumb nigger, we can do it next week." Captain save a hoe was overjoyed with his new trick wife. Even threatened to kill Ray with a knife. The Cap'n had money, but he still was sick, about the thought of his hoe on tape suckin another nigga's dick. Now the hoe was just fine, she thought she was a star, suckin dick on camera had gotten her this far! She bragged to her friends about her cake ass man, though he was the most over rated player in the land. She had her daddy's money to pay her own bills, but she still made the cap'n run through his own scrill. Wherever they would go, all the niggas just laughed. They had all seen the tape with Ray's dick in her ass. The cap'n didnt care, he thought he had a real friend. Next week she left him, never to see him again. Goodnight.

Reggie Bush = Idiot

Reggie, Reggie, Reggie, oh my. How many yards did he rush for last week? 20? This time, Mr Bush is the target in my scope. I'm not trippin because you have a white bitch reggie. Im not trippin because you are overrated and overpaid. I'm trippin because you are about to marry a straight up prostitute. Is he one of those niggas who thinks he's the shit just because he has a white hoe? I think so. Some Black men think its the shit when they have a white woman, even if she has been caught polishing another nigga's knob on camera. Reggie Bush is one of those men. I mean, let's be real, I know this nigga's cocky ass attitude isnt because he rushes for 30 yards every week. If you have a white woman and she's good to you, thats cool in my book, but this nigga is a prime example of slave mentality. He could have his pick of beautiful women, but he falls in love with a bitch who sucked Ray-J's dick on camera! Why in the fuck would any man, especially an athlete allow himself to be embarassed like that! This bitch is obviously a fucking golddigger, and Reggie Bush is just a dumb nigger ( yeah, i said it, nigger, not nigga). How can you show up anywhere with this bitch, knowing full well that other niggas in the area have shoved dick down her throat? They're all gonna laught at you Reggie. Some niggas just dont learn. Some niggas have to learn the hard way. Reggie is just another dumb ass athlete with money to blow, and trust me he is going to blow it - on a fucking tramp. Don't you know this bitch saw you coming from a fucking mile away? Thats what hoes do, Reggie, they prey on stupid niggas who have money! I wonder if her dad would approve of her little porn tape with Ray J. He would have disowned that hoe. Reggie, you are one of the niggas who gives hope to trickbitches all over the world. Because of niggas like you, the tricks feel like they have a chance to get rich, a chance to be in the spotlight. All they have to do is find a stupid muthafucka with money (like you), suck his dick real good, and she's rich! Good job Reggie, you made it. You got a white bitch with a big ass, every slave nigga's dream. Reggie, do you ever think about Ray J busting a hot one in your soon to be wife's mouth? Reggie, why are you trying to make her lose weight all of the sudden? I thought thats what you wanted, a white bitch with a big ass so every nigga on the planet could imagine fucking her! You're the man right? Why are you mad at Ray J? He did what a lot of men would do, fuck her and leave her. He just did it on camera for the world to see. She likes black dick, Reggie, and if you dont start rushing for more than 30 yards per game she's gonna hop on the next big black dick with deep pockets. Its ok to have a white woman Reggie, its just not ok to have a prostitute, Reggie. Do you eat the pussy, Reggie? Ray J ate the pussy on camera, Reggie. Ray J is a nobody, Reggie. He's better known as Brandi's brother, Reggie. She gave Ray J the pussy on camera, Reggie, and sucked the chrome off his dick too, Reggie. You will never ever get any respect with this trick on your arm, Reggie. No one is jealous of you, Reggie. We are all laughing at you, Reggie. We all fucked your wife, Reggie. We passed her around like a football, Reggie. Her pussy has more miles on it than you have rushed for in your career, Reggie. Is your mother proud of you, Reggie? How about your dad, Reggie? How much money do you think you'll have when she's done with you, Reggie? Good game last week, Reggie. peace

Reggie Bush and Ray J - Trick Ass Niggas

Let me get right to the point, Ray J is a little bitch ass nigga who thinks he's some type of pimp all of the sudden. Nigga you don't get props for fucking crackheads (Whitney Houston) and prostitutes (Kim Kardashian). Your sis is the real star, not your soft ass nigga! This nigga is a nobody, but of course all you young hoes probably love him. Young hoes are dumb bitches anyway though. For some reason this nigga walks around with his chest out, licking his lips and giggling like a faggot. And as for Reggie Bush, nigga you are in the NFL dog! I know you ain't really amounting to shit on the field but damn, you want to fuckin marry Kim Kardashian? Nigga did you see her getting butt fucked by that soft ass nigga Ray J? You could run into this faggot ass nigga at anytime, and he would be laughing at you dog! You cannot turn a hoe into a housewife! Man, it's apparent to me that pussy still rules a lot of these niggas out here. Reggie you are supposed to be a celebrity bro, if you wanted to fuck her that's cool, but marry her? This nigga must be fucking retarded! Concentrate on rushing for your first 100 yard game, not on a trick who fucked Gay J, I mean brandi's brother, I mean Ray J. Another stupid ass nigga with money, the shit amazes me. I hope Bobby Brown runs into Ray J and whips that ass dog, I would pay 500 in a heartbeat to see that shit. By the way, Brandi's ass is gettin fat, wouldn't mind smashing that one! Where are the real niggas at? (M.O.B.) A rich ass nigga can have his pick of top notch women, but I see some niggas are still infatuated with prostitutes! Some things never change. Peace.