N.O.R.E. - How to get Fat

Nigga gimme three double muthafuckin burgers wit cheese and heavy mayo, yo also let me get two orders of chili fries wit cheese, make dat three chili fries wit cheese and hot sauce, uh yeah let me get a side order (yes, a side order) of ranch dressing, oh yeah and put some fuckin bacon on dem thamichez fa me, and uh let me get a fried chicken flavored milkshake too nigga, hurry up. Oh yeah put me a fried egg and some chili on dem burgers too my nigga. Oh, did you want somethin too nigga?" Repeat the process daily until you reach 400 pounds.