Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Monique - A Big Bitch With a Big Mouth

I was listening to a local radio station today and heard the Monique show. This big burly ass bitch has been irking me for quite a while. She seems to have a problem with women who are in shape and take care of their bodies. Uhmmm.....what the fuck is wrong with being in shape? Nobody told this fat hoe to eat three double whoppers every day for the last 20 years! Nobody jumped inside her body and made her metabolism come to a grinding halt. This bitch is lucky there was a nigga desperate enough to marry her big ass! If you're fat, then you're just fat, but don't bash everyone else because they are not. There is nothing wrong with loving yourself, but this hoe has gone way too far. She's not happy with herself, and it's because of her being a fucking whale. Fat hoes cannot compete with women that are in shape, simple and plain. She's part of the reason big bitches are walking around with attitudes now, thinking they look good. Let's get something straight - being fat and being thick are two totally different things. I like a woman with some meat on her, but in the right places. Mary J Blige is thick, Kim Kardashian is thick, Beyonce is thick. Monique is fat. See the difference? These women have nice asses and legs, their stomachs and titties are not one big lump of bullshit. They have a curve in their back that leads to a nice juicy ass, their backs and asses are not fused together like Monique and some of the big hoes walking around today. Moniques booty probably looks like a bag of blockbuster videotapes. It probably has all types of dents, angles, discolorations, etc. Don't get me wrong, if you are big and you are happy, it's all good. But if you are big, have a nasty ass attitude and are jealous of people who are physically fit, fuck you. Don't jump on the pretty girl in the club because niggas ain't payin your big ass no attention. Fuck Monique, skinny bitches are not evil, she is. That bitch needs to go eat a house or something, maybe it will take her more than one hour. If I have offended anyone who is reading this, good. You are probably a big muthafucka! Get off of your big ass and go for a long walk, do some sit ups and crunches. Do anything besides eating all god damn day! Hey folks, this is the only way I know to get my point across. You may not like it, you may not approve of it, but you cannot deny the fact that it is real. If you are looking for some sugar coated shit, you are in the wrong place. That's not how we do it here at Ignorance Inc. Peace.


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